April Fools: A Survival Guide for Black Women
Hey there,
It’s that time of year again: April 1st, the day when everyone’s inner comedian suddenly emerges. We know you’re side-eyeing the calendar like, “Oh, here we go.” Because, let’s be honest, nobody plays games better or spots foolery faster than a Black woman. But just in case you find yourself needing a little extra help navigating the pranks and shenanigans today, we’ve got you covered.
1. Trust No One’s Potato Salad
Today, everyone suddenly “has a new recipe,” and we all know how that usually ends up. Protect your taste buds. If it looks questionable, it probably is.
2. The “I’m Engaged” Announcement
Be prepared for your timeline to explode with rings that suspiciously resemble the same one your cousin Keisha bought off Amazon last year. Double-check before sending heartfelt congrats; trust your investigative instincts.
3. The Hair Product Hoax
Guard your edges and your wallet. That miracle growth serum that popped up today promising two-inch growth in 24 hours? Ma’am. If it sounds too good to be true today, it’s definitely April Foolery.
4. Ignore the Ex
If that “Hey, Big Head” text slides into your DMs today, laugh and block. Today is not the day to believe he’s “changed.” That’s just April lying to you again.
5. Family Group Chat Shenanigans
Your Auntie’s latest gossip or your cousin’s outrageous story about “winning the lottery” today? Scroll past with caution and skepticism. Remember, group chats are danger zones today.
6. Self-Care is No Joke
If you’re not in the mood, it’s perfectly acceptable to take a mental health day. Self-care beats playing along with practical jokes every single time. Spa day? Yes, please. Fake lottery tickets? No, thank you.
Final Word: Clapback Ready
Keep your humor sharp, your responses ready, and your side-eye steady. Because the ultimate truth remains: no one can outsmart you on April Fool’s Day or any other day, for that matter. Stay fierce, stay fabulous, and remember: You’ve got this!
Happy April Fool’s Day! For more joy and tips about celebrating April Fools, check out this article. Stay unbothered and prank-proof!
